Literature
NOT AN UKE: A Lesson -script-
NOT AN UKE: A LESSON BY KOLYA
Chibi!Boz: Warning: This is a rant, and a violent one. Some content may not be suitable for all audiences--especially if you're a huge fan of clichés. Note that it takes a lot to get Kolya upset, but when he gets there, he stays there. (I would know, I live with him.) Thank you.
Kolya: Hello, my name is Kolya. Most of you probably don't know me, because my writer doesn't finish anything.
(Xan: Eheh
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Kolya: Comparison time.
KOLYA 6' tall, not shiny-eyed, irritable, actual muscle-mass, tan, 31
CLASSIC UKE 5'6" tall, shiny-eyed, whiny, skinny, fair-skinned, ~15
Kolya: The classificat